Cop Story

A story with cops in it. Secretly a disability bingo.

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June 25th, 2018, 10:38 am

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Oly-RRR, June 25th, 2018, 10:48 am

Don't you hate that feeling when everything around you seems like your own fault.


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mitchellbravo, June 25th, 2018, 3:58 pm

I think Leicester feels about the same way I did last night when we spent 2 hours roasting a chicken only to discover 30 mins before serving that we'd neglected to remove the *plastic* bag of giblets in its cavity and had to throw the whole meal out EXCEPT AT LEAST OURS WASN'T ON FIRE

(also this page after the previous page's flashback is particularly poignant <3 <3 <3 <3)

Lmao I get the feeling Parks' Nutter-Sense is tingling but not enough for him to go on full patrol-alert D: D: D:


Oly-RRR, June 25th, 2018, 7:37 pm

@mitchellbravo: HIIII YOU'RE ALIVE <333 I was starting to worry you got eaten by Real Life and/or your students! And I'm trying to embrace batching but uh, not sure how soon I'll finish the next one.

And yeaaah, I was drawing this and thinking how I haven't raised any human children but I relate to that so much. 8[

Parks hasn't read the old chapter he was in so he has no idea of how bad it can get ...yet. <:D

mitchellbravo, June 29th, 2018, 3:38 pm

@Oly-RRR: Ugh real life is impacting super hard -_- I'm catching up on backlogs of forum posts from weeks up to a month ago... on the bright side I'm finally well settled in (a few things need to be acquired but it feels properly like home now so) and I've been able to work on the coming scene!!!!!

Yeah it's like one of those moments where maybe on a better day you can just put it behind you and move past and kind of laugh it off but it's hitting Leicester right in the heart today :( :(

LOL. God, now I'm imagining a universe where the characters we create can actually read the comic and interact with us (you know, not just in our minds in imagination-make-make form....) XD

Oly-RRR, July 5th, 2018, 10:20 pm

@mitchellbravo: Don't worry about forum backlogs! I'm glad you're in your new home! I've had some badly life-changing events happening lately so I've been AFK for some time too. We need to catch up later but ugh, what is it with our summers and bad news. :(

I have a feeling if my characters actually read my comics their interaction/requests/critique would be worse than that of most of the clients I ever had... :P

kayotics, June 25th, 2018, 4:51 pm

Poor Leicester... At least clean up before you actually go to work. You look like a mess, bud.

Oly-RRR, June 25th, 2018, 7:40 pm

@kayotics: He should have become a fireman and then he could walk in like that and nobody would think twice of it. B)

Lutztoons, June 25th, 2018, 6:20 pm

Nooooo Liecester, you’re not useless! You even saved the Queen from ninjas and everything! But really, when things go wrong, it can be difficult to keep from blaming yourself for all of it, even when there’s no logical reason to feel that way. Poor guy, he needs a hug. Also, I love the way his belly compresses when he’s hunched over!

Hahaha, idiot cola, I wonder if Kane is the one who added that little detail, seeing as he has no qualms about scratching profanity onto doors!

And I don’t think Kane is going to be hearing the end of it, now that he’s done more than just bump into Nutter...

And I’m loving these more frequent updates! Looks like the batching is doing well for you!!! <3

Oly-RRR, June 25th, 2018, 7:52 pm

@Lutztoons: Guilt is a weird thing, especially if you don't really talk about it, it's so easy to be your own judge and executioner. Leicester is good at things he actually does but of course he focuses on the things he doesn't do.

Bless you, thinking Kane is the only one vandalising the station - some of those people might even work there... :D

Batching IS great but the next batch is larger and the next couple of weeks are shaping up busy so there might be a longer pause again. I definitely want to get it done sooner rather than later!

Lutztoons, June 25th, 2018, 8:11 pm


Great, I'm looking forward to it! <3 Take your time, your pages always turn out great and it's a real treat to see them in my inbox!

Oly-RRR, June 26th, 2018, 4:32 pm

@Lutztoons: I spent way too much time pondering if that would technically make him a Poltergeist Copper and which police trainee is fuelling his powers with TEH HORMONES then. XD This station could use a less apathetic ghost!

And thank you!! <3

Lutztoons, June 27th, 2018, 4:32 pm

@Oly-RRR: That would be a really fun idea for a short comic, actually! POULTERCOP. Hahaha, you’d go from a despondent, bloodied ghost who wanders around looking sad, all the way down to the other end of the spectrum with a poultergeist throwing things around and vandalizing random objects.
And then he’ll go to Liecester’s house and light his stove on fire.

And you’re welcome! <3 <3

Oly-RRR, June 26th, 2018, 4:35 pm

@BettyFontaine: Haha, yeah, I occasionally entertain the idea of "maybe I should update on DA again" but nooo, not yet.

And thank you! X)